Christmas Jumper “The Tree’s Fake Just Like My Cheer” Funny Christmas Tree Holiday Crewneck
Navy / S
£29.95
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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a wink of holiday sarcasm—soft, slightly roomy, and warm enough for chilly evenings by the fire (or scrolling through holiday playlists). The front shows a cheeky decorated tree and the line “THE TREE’S FAKE / JUST LIKE MY CHEER,” giving it a dry, relatable voice for anyone who loves seasonal humor with a gentle edge. Wear it layered over a tee or under a coat; it settles into quiet nights, family gatherings, or last-minute holiday runs. The embroidered-capable chest area and clean, tear-away label keep the look polished while the midweight fabric feels lived-in from the first wear. It’s for people who laugh at the holiday fuss and prefer comfort with a side of sarcasm.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crew neckline with double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG/embroidery decoration options on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Christmas Jumper “The Tree’s Fake Just Like My Cheer” Funny Christmas Tree Holiday Crewneck
£29.95
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crew neckline with double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG/embroidery decoration options on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean