One Does Not Simply T‑Shirt — Funny Lord of the Rings Meme Tee
Black / XS
£22.99
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Lightweight, soft, and made to be lived in—this short sleeve tee carries a cheeky, conversational graphic that sparks a laugh before you say a word. The image places a confident, expressive figure and the words “ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY…” in warm, vintage-inspired tones across the chest. It sits on a clean white canvas so the colors pop and the message reads clearly whether you’re running errands, meeting friends, or lounging at home. The retail crew neckline and fitted silhouette make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear on its own. Breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt comfortable during long days, and thoughtful construction—shoulder tape, side seams, and a ribbed knit collar—helps it hold its shape wash after wash. The tear-away neck label removes irritation, and ethically made sourcing gives extra peace of mind.
This tee fits someone who likes to communicate with humor and a touch of irony. It works well for casual hangouts, game nights, or any laid-back social setting where a clever line can break the ice. Worn with jeans or layered under a flannel, it reads like a personal joke between friends—witty, low-effort, and totally on-brand.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Constructed with side seams and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and preserve fit
- Graphic and sleeve/label printing use crisp DTF/DTG methods for vivid, detailed colors
- Tear-away label, REACH certified materials; ethically sourced manufacturing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
One Does Not Simply T‑Shirt — Funny Lord of the Rings Meme Tee
£22.99
Unit price
£22.99 each
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This tee fits someone who likes to communicate with humor and a touch of irony. It works well for casual hangouts, game nights, or any laid-back social setting where a clever line can break the ice. Worn with jeans or layered under a flannel, it reads like a personal joke between friends—witty, low-effort, and totally on-brand.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Constructed with side seams and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and preserve fit
- Graphic and sleeve/label printing use crisp DTF/DTG methods for vivid, detailed colors
- Tear-away label, REACH certified materials; ethically sourced manufacturing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean