Holiday Humor Sweatshirt — "Merry Crisis, A Happy New Fear" Christmas Tree Crewneck
Navy / S
£29.95
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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a wry, dark-humor holiday design — a quirky Christmas tree decked out with warning icons and the line “Merry Crisis / A Happy New Fear.” It feels like the kind of sweatshirt you pull on at the winter gathering where everyone trades sardonic jokes and honest takes. The mid-weight cotton-poly blend sits warm without being bulky. The ribbed collar and cuffs keep the shape after repeated wear. Embroidery and printed label options add thoughtful, quality touches.
Wear it to low-key holiday hangouts, ugly-sweater-style parties, or slow mornings with coffee and cynical seasonal playlists. It pairs with lived-in jeans or leggings, and the neutral base makes the graphic pop while keeping the look relaxed. This sweatshirt speaks to people who prefer humor with an edge — folks who celebrate while acknowledging the chaos around them.
Design details are clean and centered on the chest so the message reads clearly from a distance. The shirt’s construction and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean the garment looks great and feels better on. It’s built to last, season after season, as your go-to piece for offbeat festive moments.
Product features
- Mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar, cuffs, and waistband retain shape and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean fit
- Double-needle stitching at stress points for long-lasting wear
- Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and safety-compliant materials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Holiday Humor Sweatshirt — "Merry Crisis, A Happy New Fear" Christmas Tree Crewneck
£29.95
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Wear it to low-key holiday hangouts, ugly-sweater-style parties, or slow mornings with coffee and cynical seasonal playlists. It pairs with lived-in jeans or leggings, and the neutral base makes the graphic pop while keeping the look relaxed. This sweatshirt speaks to people who prefer humor with an edge — folks who celebrate while acknowledging the chaos around them.
Design details are clean and centered on the chest so the message reads clearly from a distance. The shirt’s construction and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean the garment looks great and feels better on. It’s built to last, season after season, as your go-to piece for offbeat festive moments.
Product features
- Mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar, cuffs, and waistband retain shape and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean fit
- Double-needle stitching at stress points for long-lasting wear
- Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and safety-compliant materials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean